dont look at me



makochantachibanana:

your follower count will determine the number of babies you’ll have with your icon



(Source: just-for-grins)


solluxander:

u gonna ask me out now or later


Get to know me meme: 3/5 Favorite tv shows-My Mad Fat Diary

"Dear Diary, I’m 16, I weigh 16.5 stone and I live in Lincolnshire. My interests include music, vegging out and finding a fit boy—Oh, scratch that, any boy to quench my ever growing horn. Unfortunately, I already have a lover that makes me look pregnant: Food. But there is a difference between snacking and binging and I don’t binge any more. And if anyone finds this diary and reads it and comes to the conclusion that I’m crazy…They’d be spot on."


pussyclestroyer:

fight 

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captainwilliamturner:

*turns off auto capitalization so i seem cooler on the internet*


(Source: pawneeparksnrec)


spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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straaya:

Im such a great friend

straaya:

Im such a great friend


fajitastic:

i looked smart but really i just wanted to be in bed

fajitastic:

i looked smart but really i just wanted to be in bed


megumiaino:

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we


dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

(Source: music-singing-sun)