dont look at me



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dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about


thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY


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lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*


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liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

liftingbiobabe:

This account gives me life


proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?


hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.


ibarfraindows:

When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:

When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”

So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?


looxury:

HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO DESPERATE ABOUT SOMEONE NOT LIKING YOU BACK, THAT YOU JUST GET THIS TIGHT, SQUEEZING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST AND IT JUST HURTS SO MUCH

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multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

image

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orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???


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